I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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