I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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