Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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