you guys were way drunker than both of me
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
