West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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