I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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