how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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