She's JV to your varsity
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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