I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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