Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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