Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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