thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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