You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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