i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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