Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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