dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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