my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
What a dumb baby whore.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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