I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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