Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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