we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I can text with my tongue
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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