She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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