some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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