Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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