dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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