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Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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