How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm having to shit out rocks
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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