Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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