My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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