i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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