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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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