I'm lost and stupid without you.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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