We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
