You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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