dude i'm inner monologue high
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She bit a glass in half.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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