if you like me you must not know who I am
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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