he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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