Did you just see the Batmobile???
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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