What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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