Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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