Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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