Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
as a side note pls kill me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
