SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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