Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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