Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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