ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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