If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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