shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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