Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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