today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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