Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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