my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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