So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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