no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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