What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I am one with the molecules
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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