I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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